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Kettlebells aren’t the magic…the magic is how you use it.
Posted by: | CommentsYeah it’s true kettlebells are not magic. Especially if you do it like this guy.
Now before I get started let’s just get this out of the way first. This isn’t a Motley Crue video and that dude certainly is no Tommy Lee so put on some regular pants before doing a video that is intended to “educate” us all. That package he is presenting I don’t think will be impressive to anyone.
Now to start it off this guy goes into a rant about how kettlebells have become a buzz word because of the use of momentum. Well yes the kettlebell is famous for allowing users to safely and simply lift explosively and teach athletes to move from their hips (a very powerful muscle). Take a look at what this guy calls a swing and you might be able to tell he has lost touch with his. Take a look at my swing and you can tell that they are worlds apart.
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Now he tried explaining that doing curls with a kettlebell and dumbbell are no different and hence no magic. To that I say why the hell are you doing curls with a kettlebell. The glory of the kettlebell comes from full body loaded movement done with common sense.
Now at around the 6mins and 56 second point he talks about how someone might say that he is doing it incorrectly (which he is) he’ll say “I don’t get that.” Well of course not because he can’t seem to get it into his thick skull that he needs to MOVE FROM THE HIPS. The swing is not a squat and may resemble one to the untrained eye (which apparently his is). Done properly a kettlebell swing loads the entire body so you don’t feel it in any one area in particular. Squats are a relatively slow movement. Swings, not so much.
Now I want to use this video to point out an even greater enemy then just some idiot running his mouth about stuff he doesn’t understand. This guy is apparently the head director of the NCCPT, a certifying body for personal trainers. In the comments of his youtube video someone makes a remark about how he has a bum knee and here was his reply.
I have a bum knee because I followed some other fintess guy who beleived externally rotating on a leg extension would hit the inner quads. Another fitness guy touting a magical piece of equipment. I followed it and seven years later, my knee went out on a football game.
(I left his spelling and punctuation intact btw)
So let me get this straight, you had the intelligence level that lets you believe that doing leg extensions with your feet pointed out to hit the inner quads was a good idea that actually works? You don’t have to have an advanced degree in exercise science to tell the sort of thing that the knee is supposed to do and what the muscles of the leg do. You just have to have a little bit of common sense.
And speaking of common sense, this guy claims that what he is using in this video is common sense. Well about midway through the video he actually says that “he doesn’t get it” and knows he is doing it wrong. Well if he is in fact doing it wrong (which he is) then any assumptions made about the wrongly performed exercise are also going to be wrong which by that level of thought makes this entire video wrong by definition. It’s like climbing to the top and looking down and realizing you went up the wrong ladder…except he is standing on top of the wrong ladder and claiming it is right.
And like I said about a paragraph or so ago this guy isn’t some fool running his mouth about something he doesn’t understand. He is a higher up in the National Council for Certified Personal Trainers. Now anyone who has seen what a properly performed kettlebell swing knows that one performed correctly and what he was doing are two totally different animals. It shows me that this dude hasn’t put in his due dilligence to see what kettlebell training was all about before implying anyone swinging a kettlebell is fooling themselves. Since he isn’t inclined to do that, what else in his organization has he been slacking on? Doesn’t bode well for the intelligence level of that organization in my not so humble opinion.
And yet there will probably be zero repercussions. You see it is a shame really. In the world of training there aren’t a whole lot of checks and balances and just about anybody can claim any title they want. Just insert whatever you want you niche to be and put “expert” after it and it’s yours. Even more so if you trademark it. I ignore those types of words unless they are given by someone else but then again I have a bit of a lense that was developed after a period of time and can figure out if someone is full of it. The problem is many others can’t tell the difference and in this case they’ll be teaching others who also won’t be able to tell the difference.
The fact of the matter is that despite what this guy says and I only partially agree with him is that kettlebells are not magic. The system that was created to use them is though. I have never seen so many strong people coming out of such a simple and safe training system in my life. Some of the people I am proud to call my colleagues do crazy things like roll up frying pans and break chains. Others get regular people in the best shape of their life the fastest possible. I apply the midas touch to some of my clients and shazam…they have a 400% increase in strength in a weeks time (what was a shaky 1 rep max became a confident 4 rep max…true story). One of my mentors (Dave Whitley) was telling me that one of his clients started crying because she realized she was suddenly able to do laundry without being in pain…I’m telling you magic.
Yeah many of the concepts can be applied to other equipment but you can’t swing a barbell between your legs (twice) and doing it with a dumbbell just isn’t the same. And with the shakeweight it just won’t happen.
So the moral of the story? Well I guess it isn’t about the kettlebell it is about how you use it and you can’t listen to everybody even if they claim to be an authority on any subject.
Mike the situation Sorrentino workout dvd…Are you kidding me part 2
Posted by: | CommentsThey have got to be kidding me. I really thought they were joking at first but I think we definitely have a situation here. Watch the video.
(Is it me or is that the same exact studio that p90x was filmed in?)
I gritted my teeth when I found out he was promoting protein infused vodka. I cringed when on Dancing with the Stars the dancer he was dancing with said “we can use his strength” (my wife watches that show…I just complain). But now I have to speak up with the almighty power of my blog because we definitely have a situation here.
Rule number one. Don’t take advice from famous people…well at least people that are famous for being an idiot. He is famous for showing off his abs on t.v. but like I’ve said before, his abs don’t impress me and as colleague Max Shank had referred to in a recent interview he did, they don’t automatically qualify someone as an “expert”.
Seriously the only reason this guy has anybody asking about what he does and the only reason his abs are some of the most famous ones in America is because he acts like a moron on a stupid reality show that makes us real Jersey folks look like trash. Don’t take advice from this guy. If the blind lead the blind then both shall fall in the ditch.
Incidentally, a chance meeting with another couple on my honeymoon led to a conversation that basically went like this. Not everybody from Jersey fist pumps and acts like in idiot. Not everybody from Texas wears a cowboy hat.
So why create an exercise video? Because MTV can make money from it because people will buy it so that they can be just like him. Personally I would rather take a kick in the nuts then be just like him (well the paycheck he pulls in wouldn’t be too bad.)
Yeah you gotta watch your diet, but protein infused vodka is ok and beneficial for muscle building. If you believe that, I have a bridge for sale and it would make the perfect Christmas gift.
So basically to sum it up, some idiot puts together an idiot workout and a bunch of people will buy it and train like idiots. This are you kidding me series can be a long running thing because there is literally a never ending supply of this crap…and I am not kidding about that.
Ab Doer Twist…are you kidding me!?!?!
Posted by: | CommentsOh my goodness.

So I was sitting on the floor helping my future wife out with some of our wedding stuff (time is ticking since I’ll be a married man in 4 days). Now in the background I had the tv on just to have something to keep my mind halfway occupied and started flicking through the channels when I saw the announcement of the the return of the legend.
The Ab Doer Twist! Holy smokes Batman!

Now the ab doer twist has been around for a while. About a decade if I’m not mistaken. It was one of the early ab (insert name here) devices that were designed to reduce the size of your wallet. So why the return? Well apparently in their words there is a
“quantum leap forward with the advanced engineering integrated into the brand new AB DOER TWIST™; the complete, quick approach to your best abdominals ever!”
Let’s take a look at what those “advances” are.
The AB DOER TWIST™’s all-new state-of-the-art technology features a “Swivel-Action” seat that allows you to incinerate excess fat from your abdominals and obliques while also targeting other ‘metabolically active’ muscles in your inner and outer thighs, hips, and even your buttocks. The “Swivel-Action” seat is equipped with its own “progressive resistance dial” that allows you to heat up your muscles to even higher fat-burning temperatures.
Wow. A swivel action seat. Amazing.
Contouring Arm Bars that have been ergonomically-designed to tone and strengthen your biceps, triceps and deltoids reducing any unnecessary stress to your neck, shoulders, elbows, wrists and hands.
And to think I have been wasting my time pressing stuff overhead and doing heavy pullups when I could have just used contouring arm bars.
What a waste of time.
Only the AB DOER TWIST™’s patented Torsion-Flex Technology fires up your lower abs, upper abs, and obliques
Torsion Flex Technology. Sounds complicated, scientific and stuff.
Now let’s take a bit of a deeper look. Legs are a very powerful muscle group. Think about it. Just walking involves thousands of repetitions with bodyweight and that is considered and easy exercise for deconditioned and elderly to get started. Do you really think that having a resisted swivel chair is going to do it? And what the heck kind of a range of motion is that going to have? Muscles and joints need to be used in their full range of motion or they lose that ability. Turning around in a chair is something office workers do all the time because it’s easy. And no adding a torsion knob isn’t going to make it into a magical exercise either.
Now in here they compare it to “the crunch” which they list as the “gold standard abdominal exercise”. Uhm right. I can think of a dozen ab exercises more effective (and useful too) then the crunch. If you had 2 pennies and compared it to 1 penny you would have more money but you’d still be dead broke.
The other thing is the whole premise of it supporting your spine while you move. The thing is that supporting your spine is one of the primary functions of your abs. Abs aren’t just meant for bending the spine forward and sideways.
Here do a quick experiment right now. Put your hands on your abs and make this sound tsst tsst tsst somewhat explosively. You notice and ab contraction? If you did it right you bet your abs you did. Now was that your abs trying to flex your spine moving in all sorts of weird directions? A big fat nope.
Here try this exercise out instead.
That exercise involves flexion, rotation, supporting as well as training the arms and legs in a way that contoured arm whatevers and swivel chair action never could. The problem with the getup is that you can’t do it while watching tv (oh $hit)…Oh wait a minute you shouldn’t be doing that anyways.
Ab Doer Twist…are you kidding me?
Combining Kettlebell Exercises Gone Bad…they’ve got to be kidding me
Posted by: | CommentsLook, I am all for learning new things and figuring out different ways of doing things for the purposes of innovating new stuff. I’m all for that I really am but what really jabs my a$$ is when people take great concepts and mix and mash them until they aren’t recognizable for being as effective as they once were. It happens all the time. People take something good and f’ with it until it becomes something bad.
It’s happened with the Tabata protocol (I am somewhat guilty of this but at least I see the forest for the trees). The original Tabata protocol called for 20 seconds max intensity followed by 10 seconds low intensity for 8 rounds to be performed on an exercise bike. If you change any of that it isn’t the Tabata protocol anymore. Yes it can be messed with and still be valuable. Uber strength coach Dan John has people do that with front squats. I’ve used other exercises. We still call it Tabata because that is what it has been known by. To me it is just a simple way to keep things fast paced. I don’t go around saying that doing anything with the 20/10 work to rest ratio for 8 rounds is going to do anything to your cardio. It is what it is. A fast paced way of doing things. Inserting crunches in there won’t do it.
Yes you can mix and match things but most of the time you shouldn’t. Especially if you don’t know the why and hows of something that works. Check out this fine example of one of the not so smart things in fitness.
and another one (apparently by the same person)
There is a whole lot more where that came from but that would take up the entire page and I don’t want to corrupt your mind by filling it with bad ideas (well unless we are out drinking or something.)
Here is another bad mix.
Seriously though, knock it off. Stop mixing stuff without knowing how the individual ingredients are going to react. The kettlebell swing is a tremendous exercise. One of my favorites in fact. It does NOT to be mixed with a bosu ball. It does NOT need to be mixed into a spinning class. Especially if you are clueless about what you should be doing.
Watch those videos a second time and check her form with the swing. You might be asking me “check which one?” Well either or since they both have equal amounts of suck’age.
When we do kettlebell swings we either go barefoot or we wear a shoe that has little to no padding. This is done to increase stability and minimize power leakages. The stability comes in handy for minimizing the likeliness of injury to the spine. Would doing it on an unstable surface like a bosu ball be a good idea? Bzzzt! Nope. How bout doing it with the spine sideways like in the second video? Yup you got it. It’s a $hit idea.
And don’t get me started on anything that mixes kettlebell exercises in with dancing. Stop it. And you look like a fool dancing by yourself with a kettlebell. (Probably because the ones that teach that are fools.) Why even have another form of cardio? My heart is beating out of my chest when I do swings. If you are doing swings properly your heart and lungs are what is going to make you quit first.
When we do kettlebell swings and deadlifts and other things that effect the spine we recommend doing a couple of Mackenzie back bends or doing upward dogs as they might be called in Yoga. This is done to ensure the spine is positioned correctly and because it helps to make sure there is no distortion in the ligaments of the spine. Think it’s a good idea to be hunched over an exercise bike for long periods after swings? No it isn’t, and WHEN someone gets injured guess which tool they are going to blame. It wasn’t the kettlebell that hurt their back but their own stupidity (well the instructor’s stupidity in most cases). And if they aren’t getting injured it’s because that joke of a kettlebell is too light to do anything good or bad.
Now yes mixing kettlebells exercises in with other exercises and even combining them can be done safely and effectivly IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING!
The leader of the kettlebell invasion Pavel combined his intellect with the people that came up with the TRX suspension trainer. The two of them know what they are doing and are able to mix it successfully.
My team leader at the RKC Josh Henkin is known for mixing sandbag training with kettlebell training. He knows what he is doing.
Arthur Saxon mixed barbells in with kettlebells but knows what he is doing.
If you don’t know how to train safely with a kettlebell then don’t attempt to mix and match it and try to convince an unknowing public that you are an f’ing genius.
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” Mark Twain
If you don’t know how to cook, you learn a recipe and master a recipe THEN AND ONLY THEN you can tinker with it and make it your own. Don’t consider yourself a gifted cook if you just flipped over a couple burgers at McDonald’s.
Learn the right way do to things before you decide to mess them up, and if you think that that was the right thing of doing things…you have got to be kidding me.
Planet Fitness’ Lunk Alarm and Judgement free zone…are you kidding me?
Posted by: | CommentsYou know it wasn’t that long ago I was a gym devotee. Gyms were created for the sole purpose of making you physically stronger and more fit. Every single person goes their for the exact same purpose…to elevate their physical well being, well with the exception of the bottom feeders that are just there to try and pick up girls.
Back when I was a member in a gym we had a world record power-lifting team that trained there. The Benemerito’s were the flag ship members and all the powerlifters were about the nicest guys you could get. They were just there to do their thing and never bothered anybody. If you had a question (I had plenty) they answered it because they enjoyed teaching as well as training. They didn’t judge.
Low and behold the profits weren’t pouring in and the owner at the time sold it to a new guy that did every thing he could to make life miserable for them and eventually they picked up and left. You can’t train a heavy dead-lift safely if you have to gently put it down without making noise. You try doing that with 3-5 times your body-weight and see if your spine thanks you.
When I left the gym I was looking for a new gym to set up shop (this was before I discovered the mighty kettlebell and the hardstyle training system) and Planet Fitness had just come to town. I considered working there but ran fitness bootcamps instead. Thank the heavy metal god I did because that crap is not my style.
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not here to kiss your butt, only to kick it if
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you belong!” from www.planetfitness.com
Unless you are actually someone who takes there $hit seriously.
Let’s get a couple things straight. Nobody cares. Powerlifters, Olympic Lifters and Bodybuilders go there to do what they need to do to make themselves better at what they do. They don’t give a crap what you do. So that bull$hit of that whole “Judgement Free Zone” is a big steaming, stinking pile of poop. If anything it’s the regulars that are judging them. The “Lunk Alarm” is simply another form of judgement.
First thing is first. I have never seen a bodybuilder that acts like that. Isn’t this commercial just another form of stereotyping ie judging? I thought this was the home of the “judgement free zone”? If a bodybuilder is frightening you by doing something that has nothing to do with you then I suggest you grow a pair and let them drop. Nice how they end that commercial by having the person say “dumb” repeatedly…I wonder what they are trying to imply?
Now watch this next one.
Oh what’s the matter? The grunting is bothering you? Boo f’ing hoo. Grunting, hissing, screaming are ways of upping your intra-abdominal pressure which serves the dual purpose of increasing your power output and keeping your back safe. Which of those 2 sounds like a bad thing? I guess the same thing would happen if he were to drop weights to prevent him from hurting himself? Two “lunks” and you are out. I’d be out in the first 5 mins.
And then on top of that there are the “pizza parties” and bagels and a host of other things. Yeah I like pizza too (I am from Jersey after all) but what is the point of even going to the gym if you are just going to stuff your face with 1500 calories when you just burned off 50? Are you there to eat pizza or are you there to get in shape? For most people the two are mutually exclusive and no you aren’t putting out the same kind of performance that Micheal Phelps does so don’t eat like he does. If you were there to put up big numbers in the squat and deadlift it would be a different story but it isn’t because you aren’t allowed to breathe properly or put the weights down safely anyways.
It’s that type of crap that keeps me training in my garage where nobody judges me (except for my girl) and there is no lunk alarm to hit. I can scream, hiss, cuss, drop weights or do whatever I please and it costs me even less then the $10 a month that planet fatness charges even though it is a higher up front cost since I had to buy my own equipment but c’est la vie.
The ideal gym is a place you can train without restraint. If there is a single thing that holds you back from achieving your goals whether it’s fear of the lunk alarm or playing bad music it is time to train at home. Just get a couple basic pieces of equipment (my favorite is a couple kettlebells and a pull-up bar) get a program that works and stick to it. Here are a couple suggestions.
A beginner’s program all the way through to becoming a badass basic strength and conditioning. Enter the Kettlebell
Fat loss. Kettlebell Burn You might still be able to get his free report, and you can read my interview here.
I’ll be coming out with a strength and muscle building program but I am still in the process of writing it so it might take awhile.
So, Planet fitness…Are you kidding me?



















