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Sep
13

Shape Up Shoes Are you kidding me?

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You know I really wish people would consult me before they ever try and buy anything to get them into shape because there are about a million and a half ways that the powers that be get you. Check out the newest “fitness fad”.

Oh yeah you know you’ve seen it and sadly some of the people close to me are falling for it before even asking what I think. Well maybe it’s better that way because I am likely to give an answer that as Chris Beardsley would say “Ruffle people’s feathers”. I just wish there weren’t so damn many of these products out there.

So how in the hell are shoes supposed to get you into better shape you might be asking. Well that’s what was going through my head too. When you look at the back of this foolish footwear you’ll notice that there is a chunk taken from the heel of the shoe. Apparently this is supposed to force you into taking bigger steps so you use “the back of your legs and butt more.” Right.

First of all I can only imagine the hell this must put your nervous system through. Alterations in your gait can have disastrous effects that travel up your body and since you walk around a lot that is essentially like a thousand bad reps. What is the long term effect of this? Who the f’ knows?

Also think about how many years we have come up through evolution. I don’t want to go into a my religion is better then your religion discussion but the fact of the matter is evolution is a scientific fact. Like it or not our ultra ancient ancestor was a big hairy ape that learned to walk upright. Perfecting the art of walking upright took thousands upon thousands of years to get right.

And you think it’s a good idea to mess with that? Like I said I can only imagine the long term effect this is going to have and I don’t think it’s a good one. So what is good footwear?

No foot wear (bare foot)
Chuck Taylors (skate boarding shoe)
Flip flops (comfortable and only costs about $5)
Sandals (much like flip flops)
vibram 5 fingers

actually kind of looks like an ape's foot


Note I don’t wear the Vibram’s not because I don’t believe in them but because, well I just can’t be seen in them. I prefer flip flops myself and yes I am flat footed and no it doesn’t prevent me from doing things. Not even 106lb pistol squats.

Now what do the good shoes have in common? They have flat soles that don’t have much give which appears to be the exact opposite from the rounded bottoms that make up the shape ups. You see your foot has a specific firing pattern that happens when you walk. Alterations in the strike points (where your foot hits first) are going to mess with those firing patterns. To put it simply…don’t do that.

Instead go barefoot as much as possible or wear the appropriate footwear that I just listed. Don’t mess with what took evolution a long time to get right. Oh and if you are trying to get into shape stop being so damn lazy and start training. Don’t leave it to video games, shoes or some gimmick to get you back into shape.

Shape Up Shoes…Are you kidding me?

p.s. If you were a star NFL quarterback named Joe Montana, I am very disappointed in you.

Say it ain't so Joe, say it ain't so.

So today I was sitting on my bed jammin a little bit on my guitar because I couldn’t think of anything to write about on this here blog you are reading. As I am playing I am also glancing around the room searching for my muse and noticed that my t-shirt drawer was open. Standing out of my shirts was a shirt that some of my friends had given me as a present/joke which I sometimes where to fitness seminars just for a laugh. It said “I workout everyday” and has a picture of a WiiMote.

Then I realized “Wii have a problem.”

You see just as I saw that I had a bit of a flash back to when I was Christmas Shopping at Best Buy and found an ingenious item for sale called The Biggest Loser Strength Kit for the Nintendo Wii.

picture of Biggest Loser Strength Kit

Biggest Loser Strength Kit, complete with 5lb dumbbells


Are you kidding me? First thing, if you want to be strong you have to do things that require strength. 5lb dumbbells won’t require strength unless you are just waking up from a hospital bed after a long time in a coma or are just getting out of a full body cast. Hopefully you aren’t.

Now second if you want to change your fitness levels and change your body don’t use video games to do that. Chances are video games are what got you there in the first place so don’t expect them to get you out no matter how bad you want them to. Get up off your ass and get outside train hard and train consistent and do things that require strength (even if strength isn’t your goal).

Now I know you got some thoughts floating around your head. Let me hear them.

Mar
28

Frank Mir vs. Shane Carwin

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Warning there are UFC spoilers below the video.

So this past Wednesday I got a call on my cell phone from one of my clients at the Montville Sports Center telling me Frank Mir was going to be in my gym for some last minute preparation before his fight against Shane Carwin. For me this was huge. Frank was rated I think 3rd in the world for the most brutal sport that exists…mixed martial arts. Him coming to my gym was a rare opportunity to see how one of the best actually trains.

I was hesitant to blog about it until now because with this blog you never really know who is watching and I didn’t want to give away any of his tactics. I was asked to keep everything hush hush and wasn’t allowed to film anything until he had actually finished training. That’s because youtube allows anybody to see anyone that gets seen with a flip cam (or Kodak Zi6 which is what I use). Totally understandable.

Now I really wanted Frank Mir to win. Frank Mir in person is about as cool as it gets and yeah I have met a few fighters since in my profession you over hear a lot of things and news comes my way pretty often. Him training in the mma gym where I run kettlebell classes almost makes it feel like he is a teammate as well.

Having observed him one of the things I noticed was how fast his hands moved when throwing punches and kicks and how loud the pads were. Frank wasn’t practicing fancy footwork or what the creator of Krav Maga Imi Lichtenfeld called “cavaliers” (because he thought that sounded fancy). Frank Mir practiced the basics. His groundwork was practicing the basics of escaping the mount and defending from the bottom because he knew that Shane Carwin is an aggressive and opponent.

Now here is where the spoiler comes in.

It didn’t do him much good. Shane Carwin was too much for him to handle that night. As dialed in as Frank was when I was watching him and as dialed in as he was that night Shane Carwin was also dialed in. Shane Carwin didn’t defeat Frank Mir with anything fancy. Just basic punches to the chin that came in through the tiny opening that Frank Mir had.

Now try and think about that for a second. Frank Mir practiced the basics. Shane Carwin practiced the basics. Shane Carwin’s won with basic punches. That night his basics happened to be the better of the two. If you watch mixed martial arts like I do you might notice that they use the same moves over and over again. That is because they have to master the basics. like Bruce Lee once said “I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” Whoever has Bruce Lee’s fear got it through mastery of the basics.

When it comes to being the best one quote comes to mind.

“The best are better at the basics then everybody else.”

Feb
01

what is ideal?

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alright
so you probably read my last blog post where I was rather irritated at the people accusing me of steroids, or testosterone and whatever illegal shortcuts were out there. And yeah people will automatically jump to those conclusions whenever someone achieves something that they weren’t able to. Anyone getting accused of being a fraud is going to be pissed off and I am definitely no exception.

Now one thing one of my “victims” had brought up to me this A.M. (a lady who has strength many men would be envious of…and yes I know she is reading this :D ) was that they were being skeptical…which is actually a good thing. She and millions others just like her had been victimized simply for having hopes and dreams of their ideal physique which they are simply searching for a way to do it more efficiently. I really can’t begrudge anyone for being skeptical…especially after viewing this video.

You see the fitness industry is loaded to the gills with scammers. Its right up there with the get rich quick schemes and the penis enlargement scams. Those people make it more difficult for people like me to bring you better ways of training because they automatically go into it thinking everyone is after their wallet without delivering a better service.

It is something thats been there since the very beginning of fitness marketing. Eugene Sandow revolutionized the way we look at physical culture when he started prancing around professionally picking heavy shit over his head, taking off his shirt and making all the girls go ga ga over his physique. Young men wishing they could do the same thing started following his every move. He started selling supplements he had claimed gave him his super strength (1 finger pullups and bent pressing 300lbs overhead). When he became a big hit he talked about a beef extract that helped him digest his food more thoroughly enabling him to load them with strength and power and started marketing that. Years later when steroids hit the scene they actually made similar claims. Sandow also created pieces of training equipment for selling. One was a door cable exerciser and one was a kind of dumbbell with a spring in the middle. The reasoning behind the dumbbell with the spring was that you would have to squeeze your hands tight when exercising to develop the “grit” associated with proper strength training (actually a pretty good concept and one we use while doing presses with the kettlebell). Notice lately supplements that make big promises and training equipment that makes big promises? Start flicking through the channels late at night to see both of those things. So yes it’s good to be skeptical.

On the other hand being overly skeptical has its own inherent problems as well. Sometime last year when I was trying to expand my base from the body transformation kettlebell boot camps to MMA strength and conditioning I started going to different martial arts schools in the area and started offering kettlebell classes to make their fighters stronger and more conditioned. If you lack either of those things in an MMA match unless you beat them in the first round yer gonna get yer ass beat. Well anyways I offered it do a dozen classes in the area. I got the feeling they were just yes’ing me to death and I had offered to put them through a session. I knew that if they just tried it they would immediately see the value of what I had to offer. Nobody tried it. You see as good as some of the traditions are in Martial arts many of them tend to be bound by their traditions. That comes to them at the expense of their arts because now they have a closed mind which will be a detriment to their training. If their idea of conditioning is to run a couple miles while their competitor is doing Master RKC Kenneth Jay’s Viking Warrior Conditioning guess who is going to be better prepared in the conditioning sense. Their skepticism prevented them from taking advantage of what I had to offer.

A couple years back Arnel Ricafranca had just come back from a fitness seminar where they had demonstrated Kettlebells. He had a feeling I would like them (though he admits now he had no idea how much) and he asks me if I had ever heard of one. I said “no” so he came over and showed them to me. I thought they were weird looking but I asked “How do I use it?” Arnel showed me the swing and I tried it. I immediately became a believer because I had an open mind about it and because I had experienced it for myself. I bought books by Pavel because I had an open mind.

So what is ideal? Is it skepticism? Is it trying every new thing no matter how ridiculous it sounds? The answer to both questions is yes…and also no. You see you have to have a certain kind of lens to filter things through. As much crap that’s out there there are also gems and I don’t think you should miss out on the gems because you have to shovel a bunch of shit out of your way. The crap…is the stuff that doesn’t quite make sense and isn’t based on any kind of science or isn’t proven in the trenches. The gems are based on science and make sense…a bonus if they are proven. Yeah its going to have to take a bit of research to be able to separate this from that and determine which is better…this or that but in the end its worth it. Another thing is to find someone trustworthy and take them at their word. I have yet to find either Pavel or Alwyn Cosgrove wrong on anything so typically if they say it I’ll take it at face value. Tony Little, Ryan Shanahan and a bunch of others are bullshit artists and I can smell their stench a mile away (note…I have fallen pray to Tony Little as well as supplement companies…you live and you learn).

Live, learn and for crying out loud pick up the kettlebell and press it
Eric Moss RKC over and out

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Dec
14

Handshakes

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So yeah it is December. The time of the year for Christmas cupcakes and dradle spinning and all around merriment in between the nastiness of holiday shoppers. Holiday parties come twice a week, 3 times on weekends and more likely then not you are going to meet someone new and do the universal greeting of shaking their hand.

I have probably got my facts mixed up on this because I can just about never cite the source but I heard somewhere that the handshake came about as a symbol of peace from back when we carried swords and used our right hand for dueling. The handshake became symbolic that we were not planning on stabbing the person who’s hand we were shaking. Left handed people were supposedly “traitorous” because they would be shaking your hand with their right and stabbing you with their left.

Isn’t history fun?

And this custom remains on through today. You meet someone. You shake their hand. There might be some mutation of it…the high five…the fist bump etc.

Now is there a “best” way to shake their hand? I have shaken hands with a lot of people from surgeons and concert pianists to top performing old time strongmen. The former was too soft and felt a lil creepy. Some of the strongest hands in the world held their strength back and shook it like a human being.

And every once in awhile you’ll get someone that is malicious when they shake your hand. Are they trying to compensate for something? I they trying to show how tough they are? If Dennis Rogers (world’s greatest strongman) doesn’t crush your hand why should anyone else?

Especially when introducing yourself to females. It should be common sense but common sense eludes the common man lately. It doesn’t impress them and they will tell their friends not to talk to you if you pull that sh!t.

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